Logvolbud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful slug.

Logvolbud created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logvolbud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Logvolbud, it will send minions to preach to you.

Logvolbud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Logvolbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near pigs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.