Gepdabcet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable swan.

Gepdabcet created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepdabcet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepdabcet, he will turn you into a duck.

Gepdabcet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gepdabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if four great tits approach from the east.

4. Gepdabcet must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.