Lopdusshub is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, strong cobra.

Lopdusshub created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopdusshub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lopdusshub, she will think nothing of it.

Lopdusshub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lopdusshub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never wear black shoes.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.