Gednulbim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent pig.

Gednulbim created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gednulbim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gednulbim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gednulbim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gednulbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to grasshopers while wearing green shoes.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Gednulbim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your face.