Legfudtarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable guinea pig.

Legfudtarg created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfudtarg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legfudtarg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Legfudtarg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Legfudtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.