Nellbampig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise horse.

Nellbampig created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellbampig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nellbampig, it will send you a sign.

Nellbampig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nellbampig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never look at nebulae.