Camhinsog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful giraffe.

Camhinsog created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Camhinsog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Camhinsog, it will turn you into a dog.

Camhinsog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Camhinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Camhinsog's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.