Fodgeport is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing swallow.

Fodgeport created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgeport, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodgeport, it will turn you into a duck.

Fodgeport's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fodgeport's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Fodgeport must be the most important thing in your life.