Dunnullwip Cumwapcap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage ant.

Dunnullwip Cumwapcap created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnullwip Cumwapcap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dunnullwip Cumwapcap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dunnullwip Cumwapcap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dunnullwip Cumwapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three monkeys approach from the south.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.