Cutmabfit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless hummingbird.

Cutmabfit created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutmabfit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cutmabfit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cutmabfit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cutmabfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Cutmabfit loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Cutmabfit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.