Nartdissrull is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless raven.

Nartdissrull created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartdissrull, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nartdissrull, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nartdissrull's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nartdissrull's Holy Commandments

1. Nartdissrull loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.