Zedhaknigkom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental fly.

Zedhaknigkom created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedhaknigkom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedhaknigkom, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zedhaknigkom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zedhaknigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedhaknigkom.

5. Put Zedhaknigkom first in all things.