Daglarpbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humane tapir.

Daglarpbaf created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daglarpbaf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Daglarpbaf, he will turn you into a mole.

Daglarpbaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Daglarpbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Daglarpbaf loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.