Rilgofflapyart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate cat.

Rilgofflapyart created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rilgofflapyart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilgofflapyart, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rilgofflapyart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rilgofflapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to great tits while wearing indigo hats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if four tortoises approach from the east.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.