Migrenkem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident hyena.

Migrenkem created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migrenkem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migrenkem, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Migrenkem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Migrenkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Worship no other gods but Migrenkem.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about gravity.