Bassabcun Getdidyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical dog.

Bassabcun Getdidyarp created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bassabcun Getdidyarp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bassabcun Getdidyarp, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bassabcun Getdidyarp's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bassabcun Getdidyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Always obey Bassabcun Getdidyarp's priests.

5. Never write about cell theory.