Wegapprak Bustignad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish wyvern.

Wegapprak Bustignad created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegapprak Bustignad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegapprak Bustignad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wegapprak Bustignad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wegapprak Bustignad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.