Latyarlbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful lizard.

Latyarlbog created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Latyarlbog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Latyarlbog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Latyarlbog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Latyarlbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latyarlbog.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never sit near sharks.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Latyarlbog loves mice, so they must be honoured.