Yararnnilbem Cud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane snail.

Yararnnilbem Cud created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yararnnilbem Cud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yararnnilbem Cud, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yararnnilbem Cud's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yararnnilbem Cud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always help sick birds.