Fatlibbot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow scorpion.

Fatlibbot created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlibbot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fatlibbot, she will turn you into a rat.

Fatlibbot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fatlibbot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Fatlibbot on top of important buildings.

5. Never jump near dolphins.