Taplarghub Cebtitlit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent centipede.

Taplarghub Cebtitlit created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taplarghub Cebtitlit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Taplarghub Cebtitlit, it will turn you into a duck.

Taplarghub Cebtitlit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Taplarghub Cebtitlit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taplarghub Cebtitlit.

2. Hide if six doves approach from the south.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Taplarghub Cebtitlit on top of all buildings.

4. Taplarghub Cebtitlit loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.