Quamnakdapdudwonsig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident guinea pig.

Quamnakdapdudwonsig created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Quamnakdapdudwonsig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamnakdapdudwonsig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quamnakdapdudwonsig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Quamnakdapdudwonsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Quamnakdapdudwonsig.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.