Cutnanlen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful swan.

Cutnanlen created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutnanlen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutnanlen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cutnanlen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cutnanlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Always look after injured doves.