Rillragtun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful guinea pig.

Rillragtun created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillragtun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rillragtun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rillragtun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rillragtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Put Rillragtun first in all things.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.