Hudrigquag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless fly.

Hudrigquag created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hudrigquag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudrigquag, she will torture you forever.

Hudrigquag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hudrigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must love Hudrigquag.