Miltonknur is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fussy wyvern.

Miltonknur created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miltonknur, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Miltonknur, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Miltonknur's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Miltonknur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Miltonknur.