Tendubtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful hyena.

Tendubtetti created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tendubtetti, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tendubtetti, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tendubtetti's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tendubtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tendubtetti.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Never go into brown rooms.