Nurlkommobquaffethap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful snake.

Nurlkommobquaffethap created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlkommobquaffethap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlkommobquaffethap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nurlkommobquaffethap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nurlkommobquaffethap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nurlkommobquaffethap.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.