Dussfemmot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless wolf.

Dussfemmot created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Dussfemmot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dussfemmot, he will be very unhappy.

Dussfemmot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dussfemmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.