Bidkardimhintapyimtoffom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing squirrel.

Bidkardimhintapyimtoffom created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidkardimhintapyimtoffom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidkardimhintapyimtoffom, it will make you grow a tail.

Bidkardimhintapyimtoffom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bidkardimhintapyimtoffom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from indigo geese for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.