Cittanyogsag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast snake.

Cittanyogsag created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cittanyogsag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cittanyogsag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cittanyogsag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cittanyogsag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cittanyogsag three times a day.

2. Never laugh near doves.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Cittanyogsag.

5. Never skip in the presence of dogs.