Raprawben Canvigbud is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured goat.

Raprawben Canvigbud created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raprawben Canvigbud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Raprawben Canvigbud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Raprawben Canvigbud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Raprawben Canvigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.