Hubwegtal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise hippopotamus.

Hubwegtal created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubwegtal, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hubwegtal, it will turn you into a slug.

Hubwegtal's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hubwegtal's Holy Commandments

1. Hubwegtal loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the north.