Cenbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing goat.

Cenbit created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cenbit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cenbit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cenbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never look at moons.