Sinmadfig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, irritating beaver.

Sinmadfig created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sinmadfig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sinmadfig, she will laugh at you.

Sinmadfig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sinmadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.