Godcadjad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, strong wren.

Godcadjad created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Godcadjad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Godcadjad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Godcadjad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Godcadjad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Godcadjad.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.