Vil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying raven.

Vil created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vil, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vil, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Vil's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Do not cook food in pots.