Yimweelist is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak hummingbird.

Yimweelist created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimweelist, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimweelist, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yimweelist's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yimweelist's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Never feed spinach to dolphins while wearing pink trousers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.