Huggesspid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered octopus.

Huggesspid created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huggesspid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Huggesspid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Huggesspid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Huggesspid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. You must pray to Huggesspid eight times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.