Ontvolboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, grumpy rhinoceros.

Ontvolboss created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Ontvolboss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ontvolboss, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ontvolboss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ontvolboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.