Popdussgep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless finch.

Popdussgep created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popdussgep, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popdussgep, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Popdussgep's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Popdussgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not kill birds.