Nellhassaw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever hedgehog.

Nellhassaw created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Nellhassaw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nellhassaw, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nellhassaw's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nellhassaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Nellhassaw must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.