Flamstragvog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow chinchilla.

Flamstragvog created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flamstragvog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamstragvog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flamstragvog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flamstragvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never feed cherries to grasshopers while wearing violet rings.