Hunpibfom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented horse.

Hunpibfom created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hunpibfom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hunpibfom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hunpibfom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hunpibfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always obey Hunpibfom's priests.

3. Hunpibfom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.