Stikgidjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise weasel.

Stikgidjarn created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgidjarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikgidjarn, she will not care.

Stikgidjarn's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Stikgidjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Stikgidjarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Stikgidjarn's name in vain.