Dinfubtab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic hydra.

Dinfubtab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfubtab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dinfubtab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dinfubtab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dinfubtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dinfubtab's priests.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always help ants.