Pitbutflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous zebra.

Pitbutflag created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Pitbutflag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pitbutflag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Pitbutflag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pitbutflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Never talk about voles.