Habgodvol is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, competent eagle.

Habgodvol created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habgodvol, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Habgodvol, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Habgodvol's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Habgodvol's Holy Commandments

1. Habgodvol loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.