Benstipjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing jaguar.

Benstipjat created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benstipjat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benstipjat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Benstipjat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Benstipjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.