Karvaglik Spagbesshap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast parrot.

Karvaglik Spagbesshap created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Karvaglik Spagbesshap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Karvaglik Spagbesshap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Karvaglik Spagbesshap's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Karvaglik Spagbesshap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Karvaglik Spagbesshap on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.